The classic developer disclaimer, now in steampunk engineering form.

Every developer has said it: "It works on my machine." Now that immortal excuse is captured in brass, copper, and glowing cyan crystal energy. A cheerful dwarf engineer stands proudly beside his steampunk contraption — gears spinning, crystals glowing, steam rising — because of course it works. On HIS machine. Your results may vary.

Why this hoodie:

• The most relatable phrase in software — every developer has lived this excuse
• Steampunk engineering — brass gears, copper pipes, glowing crystal cores, pressure gauges
• Triumphant dwarf energy — arms spread wide, proud of his creation that definitely works

Made from Bella+Canvas sponge fleece — a cozy blend of Airlume cotton and polyester. Retail fit, kangaroo pocket, and a hood with drawcord. Works on every machine, guaranteed.

Details:

• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3719 sponge fleece hoodie
• Airlume cotton and polyester blend — soft and warm
• Printed with DTF for vivid color that lasts
• Available in Black and Navy
• True to size. Sizes XS–2XL
• Free shipping included
• Made to order — ships in 3–7 business days

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Shipping: Printed and shipped from our US production partner. Standard production 3-5 business days.

This design was created using AI-assisted tools and finished by hand.