Father's Day Gift for Developer Dad — It Works On My Machine Mug (15oz)
The five words that have ended more standup meetings than any deadline."It works on my machine" isn't a bug report — it'...
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Father's Day Gift for Developer Dad — It Works On My Machine Mug (11oz)
The five words that have ended more standup meetings than any deadline."It works on my machine" isn't a bug report — it'...
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Father's Day Gift for Programmer Dad — 404 Motivation Not Found Mug (15oz)
Error 404: Motivation Not Found.Every programmer dad has stared at the screen at 9 AM on a Monday and felt this in their...
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Father's Day Gift for Programmer Dad — 404 Motivation Not Found Mug (11oz)
Error 404: Motivation Not Found.Every programmer dad has stared at the screen at 9 AM on a Monday and felt this in their...
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Father's Day Gift for Writer Dad — Chapter 3 Problems Mug (15oz)
Chapter 3: Problems.Every writer dad knows the feeling. Chapters 1 and 2 flowed beautifully. The opening was electric. T...
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Father's Day Gift for Writer Dad — Chapter 3 Problems Mug (11oz)
Chapter 3: Problems.Every writer dad knows the feeling. Chapters 1 and 2 flowed beautifully. The opening was electric. T...
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Father's Day Gift for Electrician Dad — I Make Ohm Calls Mug (15oz)
I Make Ohm Calls.Some dads call home. This dad makes Ohm calls. The kind that involve wire strippers, a voltage tester, ...
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Father's Day Gift for Electrician Dad — I Make Ohm Calls Mug (11oz)
I Make Ohm Calls.Some dads call home. This dad makes Ohm calls. The kind that involve wire strippers, a voltage tester, ...
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Funny Developer Hoodie — Rubber Duck Debugging — Programmer Gift Pullover
The debugging deity watches over your code. Every developer knows the sacred ritual: explain your broken code to a rubb...
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Funny Developer Hoodie — Legacy Code Crypt — Gothic Programmer Gift Pullover
Some code is better left undisturbed. Deep beneath layers of refactored pull requests lies the Legacy Code Crypt — a du...
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Funny Developer Hoodie — Stack Overflow Sage — Programmer Wisdom Gift Pullover
The ancient wisdom of Stack Overflow, now in sage form. Every developer has knelt before the altar of Stack Overflow, s...
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Funny Developer Hoodie — It Works On My Machine — Steampunk Programmer Gift Pullover
The classic developer disclaimer, now in steampunk engineering form.Every developer has said it: "It works on my machine...
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