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Funny Writer Coffee Mug — I Don't Plot I Panic — Author Gift (15oz)

Funny Writer Coffee Mug — I Don't Plot I Panic — Author Gift (15oz)

Funny Writer Coffee Mug — I Don't Plot I Panic — Author Gift (15oz)

$21.99
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🚚 Free shipping included — arrives in 7–15 business days

Outlining is for people who enjoy certainty. You prefer adrenaline.

Some writers carefully map every chapter, track character arcs in spreadsheets, and know the ending before they write the first sentence. You are not those writers. You sit down, start typing, and hope that somewhere around chapter twelve, a plot emerges from the chaos. It's not a strategy. It's a lifestyle. And this mug is your badge of honor.

Why this mug:

  • Writer humor — for the pantsers, the panickers, and the "I'll figure it out later" crowd
  • Writing community approved — the battle cry of every NaNoWriMo participant
  • Durable ceramic — because rewriting requires serious caffeine support

Perfect gift for:

  • Pantsers who've never met an outline they liked
  • NaNoWriMo warriors flying by the seat of their pants
  • Authors who start books with a vibe and a prayer
  • Creative writing friends who "just need to start typing"

Made from white ceramic with a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish. Microwave and dishwasher safe. The only plan you need is more coffee.

Shipping: Printed and shipped from our US production partner. Standard production 3-5 business days.

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